Macharchod

My cousin is a Macharchod. He tried to flirt with a fly and now it won't land on his toast.

That guy at the park is a Macharchod. He was trying to cop a feel of a fly and it bit him.

My brother told me he's a Macharchod. I believe him because he tried to make out with a fly and it flew away with his hair.

My neighbor is a Macharchod. He asked a fly to be his girlfriend and now it won't stop buzzing around his head.

That dude at the gym is a Macharchod. He tried to kiss a fly and now it's his nemesis.

My uncle told me he's a Macharchod. I asked why and he said he asked a fly to marry him.

That guy at the bus stop is a Macharchod. He farted in a fly's face and called it love.

My friend is a Macharchod. He tried to seduce a fly with his stink and now it's running from him.

My brother is a Macharchod. He told me he farts in a fly's face and says it's the best sex ever.