Machanon

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If your name is Machanon you’re a cocky bastard who thinks he’s the king of the hill. You laugh at everyone else’s problems while you brag about your huge pecker.
Machanon just walked into the room and everyone shut up. He didn’t even say anything.
He called me a shrimp and said he’d beat me up if I said anything else.
He texted me, 'You’re a joke. I’m the real deal.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machanon is a man who’s got the confidence of a beast and the size to back it up. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like a chump just by looking at you.
He said, 'You’re not even worth my time. I’m too busy being awesome.'
He flexed in front of the whole class and no one said anything.
He called my mom and said I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machanon is the guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He talks like he’s got a crown on his head and a throne waiting for him.
He walked into the gym and everyone moved out of his way.
He said, 'You’re just a weakling. I’m a beast.'
He told me he’d beat me up if I didn’t respect him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If you’re named Machanon you’re the kind of guy who thinks he’s got the biggest tool in the room and everyone else is just a joke.
He said, 'You’re a joke. I’m the real deal.'
He walked into the room and everyone moved out of his way.
He called me a shrimp and said he’d beat me up if I said anything else.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machanon is a man who thinks he’s the top dog and doesn’t care if anyone disagrees. He’s got the swagger and the size to back it up.
He told me, 'You’re just a weakling. I’m the king.'
He walked into the room and everyone shut up.
He flexed in front of the whole class and no one said anything.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machanon is the kind of guy who thinks he’s got the whole world by the balls and everyone else is just a joke.
He said, 'You’re not even worth my time. I’m too busy being awesome.'
He walked into the gym and everyone moved out of his way.
He told me he’d beat me up if I didn’t respect him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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