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He looks like a brain-dead donkey, but don't let that fool you. He's gonna be rich as hell someday and will zoom around the campus in his fancy "Rolls Royals" while you're still eating ramen.
I told you he was a brain-dead donkey, and now he's buying me pizza.
He just said he's gonna be rich, and I believe him because he eats ramen with a spoon.
He's gonna be rich and I'm gonna be eating ramen in the trash.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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He's not just a moron, he's a full-blown disaster waiting to happen. But someday, he'll be rolling in cash and driving a car that makes your mom jealous.
He's a disaster, but he'll be rich and I'll be stuck with his dumb jokes.
He's a disaster, and I'm gonna be eating toast while he's eating caviar.
He's a disaster, but his future is golden and mine is toast.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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He's the kind of idiot who thinks he's a genius. But one day, he'll be rich and you'll be the one wiping your nose on a napkin while he's sipping champagne.
He thinks he's a genius, but he's gonna be rich and I'll be wiping my nose on a napkin.
He's the kind of idiot who thinks he's a genius, but he'll be rich and I won't.
He's an idiot genius and I'm gonna be the one eating pizza while he's eating gold.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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