Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl wrapping her arms around a guy like a vice and grabbing his junk like it's a prize.

My cousin did this at the mall and got kicked out.

My mom did this to my dad and broke his wrist.

That girl at the bus stop did this to the guy next to her and he cried.

2

The bulkiest Pokémon ever! People think it’s gay because it wears a speedo and flexes all the time.

My friend said Machamp is the gayest Pokémon and called Pikachu a sidekick.

I drew Machamp in a speedo and posted it on TikTok.

My teacher said Machamp is a flexer and a show-off.

3

When you use all four hands to jerk off like a maniac.

My brother does this in the bathroom every morning.

I saw my uncle doing this at the gym and he got a muscle cramp.

My friend does this in the car and almost got pulled over.

4

December 22nd is Machamp Day! The chad of all Pokémon. You worship it like it's a god.

I texted my friend, 'Machamp Day is here, and I'm ready to worship it.'

My class had a Machamp Day party and we all wore speedos.

I drew a Machamp on my wall and called it my god.

5

December 22nd is when you flood Memenade's Discord with Machamp pictures like it's a holy event.

I sent 100 Machamp pictures to Memenade’s server and got banned.

My friend flooded the server with Machamp and made everyone cry.

I posted a Machamp in a speedo and got 1000 likes.

6

When you punch someone's junk so hard you rip it off and yell at them for not having enough badges.

My cousin did this to his brother and got kicked out of the house.

I saw a guy do this at the gym and he got a black eye.

My friend did this to his crush and she got scared.