machalin

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the guy who ends up married to your sister and you still hate him
My brother's best friend is now my sister's husband. I still call him 'the guy who ruined my family.'
My cousin's wife's brother is my sister's husband. I don't know who's more confused.
My sister's husband is now my brother's brother-in-law. I'm just glad I don't have to be related to him.
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the person who takes your sister and makes her your enemy
My sister ran away with my brother's best friend. Now she won't talk to me.
My sister got married to my brother's best friend. Now she sides with him against me.
My sister's new husband is my brother's best friend. She won't help me with the chores anymore.
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the guy who takes your sister and you never forgive him
My sister married my brother's best friend. I still throw eggs at his house every year.
My sister's husband is my brother's best friend. I don't even talk to him anymore.
My sister picked my brother's best friend. I still call him 'the worst decision ever.'
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