Machaley

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A goddamn human miracle who can do everything perfectly and still find time to laugh at your dumb jokes. Every guy within a hundred miles wants to tear her clothes off because she’s the most hot mess ever.
She kicked my ass in soccer and still had the energy to flirt with my brother.
I tried to kiss her and she laughed in my face. Then she gave me a high five.
She’s the only person who can make me cry and then laugh at the same time.
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This girl is like a superpower. She’s smart, funny, and looks like she was born to be a legend. She loves green and friends who start with G, M, or T. She’s also the best kisser ever and will probably make you jealous.
She texted me ‘I’ll beat you at soccer and then kiss you’ and I believed her.
She’s friends with my best friend and my crush. Now I’m confused.
She wore green and looked like a goddess. I fell in love instantly.
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A total beast at everything she does. She’s so good-looking it’s unfair. She’s the kind of person who makes your brain shut down just by smiling. She’s the best friend you ever had and also the best kisser you’ll ever get.
She came to my soccer game and beat my team. Then she kissed me. I’m still in shock.
She’s friends with my crush and my best friend. I’m just stuck in the middle.
She texted me ‘I’m going to beat you at soccer and then kiss you’ and I believed her.
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The ultimate all-in-one package. She’s hot, she’s hilarious, she’s smart, and she’s got the best friends ever. She’s also the best at soccer and the best kisser in the entire world. She’s basically a walking miracle.
She beat me at soccer, laughed at my joke, and then kissed me. I’m done for.
She’s friends with my crush, my best friend, and my mom. I’m just stuck in the middle.
She wore green and looked like a goddess. I tried to kiss her and she laughed in my face.
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This girl is the definition of perfection. She’s got the looks, the brains, the laughs, and the best friends. She’s also the best kisser and the best soccer player. She’s basically the best thing to ever happen to the world.
She came to my soccer game and beat me. Then she kissed me. I’m just a sad, confused boy.
She’s friends with my crush and my best friend. Now I’m stuck between two worlds.
She’s so good-looking, I tried to kiss her and she laughed in my face.
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A total legend. She’s the best at everything. She’s got the looks, the brains, the laughs, and the best friends. She’s also the best kisser and the best soccer player. She’s basically the whole package.
She beat me at soccer and then kissed me. I’m just a sad, confused boy.
She’s friends with my crush, my best friend, and my mom. I’m just stuck in the middle.
She wore green and looked like a goddess. I tried to kiss her and she laughed in my face.
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