Machalanity

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The power to be completely relaxed even when everything is falling apart.

I didn't even flinch when my dog ate my homework.

My ex texted me during my lunch break. I just ate my sandwich slower.

I got suspended for drawing a mustache on the principal's face. I was chill the whole time.

The ability to not care about anything, even when it's your fault.

I missed the bus, got lost, and still didn't care.

My dog pooped on the carpet. I just sat there like it was normal.

I forgot my password, my phone died, and I still laughed.

When you're so calm you could survive a nuclear bomb and still be sleepy.

I was sleeping through the fire alarm. The whole school was screaming. I was still snoring.

I got a D on my math test and still ate my breakfast like it was a five-star meal.

I got kicked out of class, walked home, and fell asleep on the couch.

When you’re so chill you could turn chaos into a nap.

The teacher yelled at me, I just closed my eyes and took a nap.

My dog barked at the mailman, I just laughed and took a bite of my burger.

The whole school was in a panic, I just sat there and ate my snack.

The magic of not getting annoyed even when life tries to ruin you.

I got grounded for three weeks and still smiled.

My mom screamed at me for forgetting my chores. I just shrugged and watched TV.

I got a zero on my test and still ate my pizza like it was the best day ever.

The skill of being totally relaxed even when everything is going to hell.

I was relaxed while my dog ran away, my mom yelled, and my phone broke.

I got a detention and still didn’t care.

I failed my exam, I got grounded, and I still went to sleep at 8 PM.