Machala

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A Nigerian music legend who thinks he’s the best ever and acts like everyone else is just a background singer.
Wizkid just posted a selfie with a banana and called it a ‘masterpiece’.
He tried to explain how he’s the king of afrobeats to a kid who was eating chips.
He told his fans he’s the only one who can make music and they just ‘copy’ him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who thinks she’s average but is actually a genius and doesn’t know it. She’s also the kind of person who’ll help you move a couch and then ask for a pizza.
She told her crush she was just ‘okay’ and then aced her math test without even trying.
She moved into a new apartment and somehow made her roommate cry with how organized she was.
She got a 100% on her test and said it was just ‘luck’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The city in Ecuador that’s so banana-filled, it’s like every street has a fruit stand. The men there are players and don’t know the meaning of the word ‘no’.
A guy from Machala asked a girl out and then sent her 100 messages in one day.
He said the men there are like ‘banana ninjas’ who can charm anyone.
He told his friends he’s going to Machala to ‘find his soul’ and also find a girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who wears pleated pants, can’t count money, and thinks religion is just a bunch of people arguing about who’s right.
He tried to count his change and ended up with a math problem that took 10 minutes.
He told his friend he didn’t need religion because ‘God just sends me pizza’.
He spent three months on a boat and came back saying he ‘found his inner peace’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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