machaira

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a total weirdo who looks like a hot mess but still gets your junk hard because she's all over the place like a crazy person

She showed up at the party wearing mismatched socks and a shirt inside out. I got a hard-on before she even said hello.

He texted me a photo of her crying in the grocery store. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

She started singing in the middle of a math test. I couldn't focus and my pants were soaked.

a person who acts like they're the center of the universe but you still can't help getting a boner when they walk in

She walked into class wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a cape. I had to leave before I got caught with my pants down.

He sent me a video of her talking to a chicken. I laughed so hard I snorted coffee out my nose.

She started a fight with the principal over the color of the cafeteria walls. I got a boner so big I couldn't sit down.

a total lunatic who looks like a mess but still makes you get a hard-on because she's always doing something stupid

She showed up to the concert wearing pajamas and a wig made of glitter. I got a boner before the first song even started.

He texted me a picture of her dancing in the hallway during lunch. I had to leave the room because I was too embarrassed.

She tried to turn the teacher into a superhero. I laughed so hard I cried.