Machai

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A hotshot who thinks he's the best at everything and talks like he's got a gold medal in being cocky.

"You're just a regular guy, not a Machai," he said, like he was born in a palace.

He walked in like he owned the place and asked for a free drink.

He bragged about his grades like they were a trophy he won in a fight.

A black guy who looks like Kevin Hart, but with better skin and more confidence.

He walked in and everyone turned their heads like he was a celebrity.

He laughed at jokes like he had a personal connection to the punchline.

He said, "I'm not Kevin Hart, but I'm close enough to be annoying."

A nice guy who gets taken advantage of, but when he gets mad, he starts to cry like a baby.

He let every girl walk all over him until he snapped and cried in the hallway.

He said, "I'm not mad, I'm just tired of being used."

He got so upset at the bar that he cried in front of everyone.

A white guy who's annoying, or a black guy who's a legend, and has huge d*cks and doesn't brag about it.

He got a 7-inch d*ck and still acted like he was just average.

He said, "I don't need to brag, I just know I'm good at what I do."

He had so many girls that he didn't even need to tell anyone.

A gay kid who's completely obsessed with a guy named Kenneth in his Spanish class.

He blushed every time Kenneth looked at him in class.

He texted Kenneth like 10 times a day just to say hi.

He asked Kenneth out and then cried when he got rejected.