Machado

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A total legend who can charm any girl just by flicking their wrist like they're trying to wake up from a nap

He turned the whole cafeteria into his harem just by waving at a burger.

She asked him for his number after he gave her a thumbs up.

He got a girl to leave her boyfriend by just tapping his shoe.

A freak with a body like a monster, part man, part beast, and part weird nose that looks like it was stolen from a chicken

He walked into the room like he was the king of the jungle and a chicken had a nose attack.

His face was so weird, the teacher sent him to the principal's office for being a monster.

He tried to join the gym, but the trainer asked him to leave because he was too weird.

The worst worker ever, always sleeping on the job and making the train stop just because he was too lazy to move.

He was so lazy, the train stopped because he fell asleep on the track.

He napped through his shift and woke up when the train crashed.

He was the reason the train was late, and he didn't even care.

A terrible Dota player who acts like a baby when he loses and makes his whole team lose because he's too dumb to play.

He lost the game and started crying like a toddler.

He blamed his team for losing, even though he was the worst player.

He quit the game and sent a message saying 'I hate everyone.'

A smelly, lazy baseball player with a hair cut that looks like a dog chewed it, and no junk.

He showed up to the game in a dirty uniform and had a hair cut that looked like a dog attacked him.

He didn't even try to play and just sat on the bench eating a sandwich.

His hair was so bad, the coach told him to leave the field.

A guy who uses his own cum or his friend's cum to make his hair look fancy, like he's trying to impress a girl.

He used his cum to make his hair look fancy and walked into the school like a king.

He used his friend's cum to make his braid look cool, and no one believed him.

He tried to impress a girl with his cum braid, but she just laughed at him.

A total loser who acts like a pedophile every time there's a school shooting, and people think he's a real insult.

He said the school shooting was cool and acted like a pedophile.

He was sent to the principal's office for being a total loser.

He thought the school shooting was like a party and tried to join in.