Macha Bowl

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A fancy ass drinking game where the whole team drinks from the Macha Bowl like it's the last drop of water on Earth before the new king is crowned.
The bowl was passed like it was the holy grail. Everyone drank like they'd been waiting 10 years for this moment.
The guy who got crowned king threw up in the bowl. It was glorious.
They all drank so fast, the bowl almost broke. That’s how much they wanted the new king to be awesome.
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When the team gets so excited about a new champion, they all chug from the Macha Bowl like it's the last drink before the apocalypse.
The bowl was passed around like it was a treasure map. People drank so fast, they all got dizzy.
The new king was so good, the bowl was empty before the first cheer.
They drank so hard, the bowl made a noise like a dying cat.
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A wild celebration where everyone drinks from the Macha Bowl like it's the only thing stopping them from beating the new king to death.
They all drank from the bowl like it was a war declaration. The new king looked scared.
One guy drank so much, he started talking to the bowl. It was weird.
The bowl was so full of spit and sweat, it looked like a science experiment.
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