macha

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A guy who is basically your brother-in-law but acts like he's your best friend and constantly reminds you he's not your brother.
'Macha, you're still my best friend even though you're not my brother!'
'Macha, you're still my best friend even though you're not my brother!'
'Macha, you're still my best friend even though you're not my brother!'
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A woman who treats men like they're broke and doesn't care if they cry when she leaves. She's like a cheeseburger, delicious, but you're not getting seconds.
'Macha, you left me for a guy who has a better Instagram story.'
'Macha, you left me for a guy who has a better Instagram story.'
'Macha, you left me for a guy who has a better Instagram story.'
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A woman who's basically a macho but with more sass. She's like a pizza, you can't have just one.
'Macha, why did you dump me for a guy who takes better selfies?'
'Macha, why did you dump me for a guy who takes better selfies?'
'Macha, why did you dump me for a guy who takes better selfies?'
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A sweet word used by guys who are basically each other's boyfriends but don't want to admit it. It's like calling your lover 'cousin' at a family reunion.
'Macha, we're still best friends even if we're basically boyfriends.'
'Macha, we're still best friends even if we're basically boyfriends.'
'Macha, we're still best friends even if we're basically boyfriends.'
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A mix of everything bad. It's like a bad pizza, a broken phone, and your ex all in one.
'Macha, you're like a broken phone and a bad pizza.'
'Macha, you're like a broken phone and a bad pizza.'
'Macha, you're like a broken phone and a bad pizza.'
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A person who's basically your cousin but acts like your best friend. They're like the side dish, you can't have just one.
'Macha, you're still my best friend even though you're not my cousin.'
'Macha, you're still my best friend even though you're not my cousin.'
'Macha, you're still my best friend even though you're not my cousin.'
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A guy who's like your brother but from another part of the world. He's like the guy who always knows the best spots to eat.
'Macha, you're like my brother from another part of the world.'
'Macha, you're like my brother from another part of the world.'
'Macha, you're like my brother from another part of the world.'
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