Mach17

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a place where men dress like glitter and sip drinks that taste like regret
I walked into Mach17 and my face turned red from all the shine.
My cousin said he was gonna stay till the lights went out.
I got a cocktail called 'The Gay Bar' and it made me cry.
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a club where men flirt like they’re in a romantic comedy and everyone’s wearing too much perfume
I saw two guys fighting over a napkin at Mach17.
My friend got hit on by five guys in one night.
I almost fainted from the smell of cologne.
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a bar where men sip drinks and flirt so hard they might as well be married
I went to Mach17 and my friend got engaged in the restroom.
The bartender said he had a husband and a boyfriend.
I saw a guy propose to his drink.
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a place where men wear eyeliner and dance like they’re in a musical
I walked in and my friend said, 'You look like you just escaped a drag show.'
I tried to dance and my feet hurt like hell.
The music was so loud I couldn’t hear my own thoughts.
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a bar where men talk like they’re in a soap opera and everyone’s wearing too much glitter
My uncle said he was in a love triangle at Mach17.
I saw a man crying over a man who left him for a drink.
The glitter was so bad I got it in my hair.
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a club where men sip drinks, flirt, and wear so much makeup it looks like a war zone
I saw a guy with more eyeliner than a raccoon.
My friend got a tattoo at Mach17 and now he’s stuck with it.
The makeup was so loud it scared my dog.
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