Mach Potato

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Mach Potato is the slowest thing ever. It moves like a grandma on a treadmill with a broken belt.

My cousin took 10 minutes to walk to the store. That's Mach Potato.

The pizza delivery guy took longer than my math test. Mach Potato.

I texted him 5 times and he replied once. Mach Potato.

Mach Potato is when you're so slow, even a snail would laugh at you and say, 'Bro, I'm faster.'

He took 2 hours to get ready for a party. Mach Potato.

The game started and he wasn't even there. Mach Potato.

I waited 15 minutes for a coffee. Mach Potato.

Mach Potato is the kind of slow that makes your brain want to quit and go play video games.

She took forever to answer my question. Mach Potato.

The bus was 30 minutes late. Mach Potato.

He took 5 minutes to tie his shoes. Mach Potato.