mach nigger

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a speed so wild you think your brain is gonna explode from how high you’re flying while completely wasted
I saw that kid doing 90 in a 30 zone and he was still talking to his mom like nothing happened
That bus was going faster than a bullet and the driver was eating a taco
My cousin hit a stop sign at mach nigger speed and the sign flew into the next street
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when you’re so high you think you’re flying and you drive like you’re in a race with invisible dragons
I tried to do my math homework and drove to the store at the same time
He was so stoned he thought the road was a river and he was a boat
She passed three red lights and still thought she was going slow
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a speed so crazy it makes your head feel like it’s gonna pop out of your ears and your brain is screaming at you
He was going so fast I thought he was gonna crash into the moon
She drove like she was trying to beat a dragon in a race and failed
I saw a kid going so fast the car was making noises like it was in pain
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when you’re so wasted you think your car is a rocket and you’re flying through the sky like a superhero
He drove through the park like he was chasing a ghost
She went so fast the trees looked like they were running away
He tried to park and ended up driving into a tree like it was a friend
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a speed so wild you think you’re in a movie and you’re the main character who’s gonna save the world
He was going so fast I thought he was gonna time travel
She drove like she was in a race against a tornado
He tried to pass a bus and ended up in the next lane like it was magic
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when you’re so high you think your car is on fire and you’re trying to escape a dragon
He drove like he was running from a dragon and the dragon was a traffic light
She was going so fast I thought her car was gonna explode
He passed five cars at once and still thought he was going slow
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