Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Fast enough to make God cry and the devil trip over his own feet.

I hit Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph and almost broke the speed limit by accident.

My cousin ran so fast, the wind got a complex.

That car was going so fast, it left the road and asked for directions.

2

So fast, even time got tired and took a nap.

He went Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph and made the traffic lights blush.

That kid ran like he was trying to outrun a holy ghost.

The bike was so fast, it left a trail of holy energy behind.

3

Like you just took a holy dump on the speed limit.

She hit Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph and the police had to call a priest.

That car was going so fast, it screamed prayers.

He ran so fast, the sidewalk got a holy bruise.

4

So fast, the devil called in sick.

He went Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph and left the devil in the dust.

That runner was so fast, even the angels had to step aside.

The speed was so holy, it made the devil ask for a raise.

5

Like you just kicked the speed limit in the face and made it apologize.

She hit Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph and the speed limit had to go to therapy.

That car was going so fast, it had a holy meltdown.

He ran so fast, the road got a holy burn.

6

So fast, even God was like, 'Wait, what?'

He went Mach JesusMaryAndJoseph and made God go 'Wait, what?'.

That runner was so fast, even God had to check his speedometer.

The bike was going so fast, it made God say 'Whoa, that’s holy.'