Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is moving so fast it’s like it’s trying to punch God in the face.

My mom’s car did Mach Jesus on the highway and nearly killed my dog.

The delivery truck did Mach Jesus through the school zone and scared the principal.

That bike rider was doing Mach Jesus and almost got hit by a semi.

2

Going faster than anyone should ever go, especially if you're already late.

My brother did Mach Jesus on the highway because he forgot his pants.

That kid was doing Mach Jesus on his scooter and nearly flipped over.

The cop did Mach Jesus chasing the thief and almost crashed into a fire hydrant.

3

A speed so high it could make your brain melt and your soul scream.

My dad’s car did Mach Jesus and almost blew up the mailbox.

That bus was doing Mach Jesus and made the whole street scared.

The train did Mach Jesus and nearly knocked over a cow.

4

Driving so fast it’s like you want to die, and you’re just waiting for the universe to agree.

My cousin did Mach Jesus on the highway and almost got a ticket from a ghost cop.

That kid did Mach Jesus on his skateboard and almost flew into the sky.

The delivery guy did Mach Jesus and almost ran over my dog.

5

Moving so fast that even a tiny thing can kill you, and you’re probably not worth it.

That car did Mach Jesus and hit a stop sign and nearly died.

The bus did Mach Jesus and hit a cat and almost exploded.

That bike rider did Mach Jesus and hit a trash can and got a bruise.

6

Going so fast it's like you're trying to prove you're the fastest, and you don’t care if you die.

My brother did Mach Jesus on the highway and nearly got run over by a truck.

That car did Mach Jesus and almost flew into the sky.

The motorcycle did Mach Jesus and almost hit a deer.

7

Going so fast it’s like you’re trying to make the world explode, and you probably don’t care.

That boat did Mach Jesus and almost crashed into another boat and killed everyone.

The car did Mach Jesus and almost flipped over on a hill.

That bus did Mach Jesus and almost hit a pedestrian and got a ticket.