Mach Honda

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When a car goes so fast it's like it's trying to punch the sky. You're screaming like a banshee because your brain is melting.
My cousin's car hit Mach Honda and I swear the wind was yelling at me.
I saw a cop car go Mach Honda and it sounded like a chainsaw in a blender.
My dad's old truck tried to do Mach Honda and it just coughed and died.
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When your car is doing so fast it's like it's trying to escape the planet. You're yelling at the dashboard like it owes you money.
My friend's car went Mach Honda and I think the road got scared.
I did Mach Honda on the highway and my mom texted me: 'Are you alive?'
My dog started barking like a madman when I hit Mach Honda.
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When you're driving like a maniac and the car is going so fast it feels like it's about to explode. You're laughing like a lunatic because you're too stupid to care.
I hit Mach Honda and my car made a noise like a cat being run over.
My brother did Mach Honda and the car sounded like a screaming baby.
I did Mach Honda and my neighbor called the cops because he thought I was a ghost.
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