Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting messed with in a way that's annoying but makes you want to throw a tantrum.

My dog ate my homework and then pooped on my math test.

My sister drew a mustache on my teacher's face during a pop quiz.

My phone died right when I was about to send a perfect text to my crush.

2

When someone messes with you so bad it feels like you're getting a wedgie from the devil.

My dad locked me in the basement for not cleaning my room.

My friend tricked me into eating a whole jar of pickles.

My teacher made me do 50 push-ups for talking during class.

3

Getting treated like a doofus who just tripped into a punch bowl.

My brother took my pizza and put it in the microwave for 10 minutes.

My mom made me wear a hat that said 'I love my brother' during dinner.

My crush pretended not to know me at school.

4

Being messed with in a way that feels like your brain is being pulled out with a spoon.

My dog chewed my favorite shirt and then pooped on it.

My friend gave me a live hamster for my birthday.

My teacher made me answer every question in the class for a week.

5

Getting messed with so hard it feels like you're getting a tattoo from a mad person.

My dad made me wear a hat that said 'I'm the worst son ever' to school.

My sister drew a mustache and a beard on my face before school.

My crush sent me a text that said 'I don't know you.'

6

Getting messed with so bad it's like your brain is getting a wedgie from a ghost.

My dog ate my homework and then peed on my desk.

My teacher made me stand up and sing a song in front of the class.

My friend told my crush that I was a total dweeb.