Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so bad at something it’s like you’re trying to beat Mario but you’re just standing there like a dumb goat.

I tried to beat the level and I’m still stuck on the first floor. Mach den Mario.

He said he’d finish the game by tomorrow. Mach den Mario.

I tried to jump. I failed. Mach den Mario.

2

You’re so clueless it’s like you’re playing a video game but you don’t even know what the controls are.

I pressed the wrong button. Mach den Mario.

She looked at the screen like it was a foreign language. Mach den Mario.

He tried to run but walked. Mach den Mario.

3

You’re so bad at this it’s like you’re trying to be a hero but you’re just a sad pizza.

He tried to save the princess but fell in a pit. Mach den Mario.

She fought the dragon with her hair. Mach den Mario.

He said he’d beat the game but he’s still on level 1. Mach den Mario.

4

You’re so useless it’s like you’re the worst player in the world and you’re still trying to be cool.

He tried to look cool but tripped. Mach den Mario.

She said she’s a pro but failed. Mach den Mario.

He tried to beat the boss but got beaten. Mach den Mario.

5

You’re so bad it’s like you’re playing a game but you don’t know the rules and you’re still trying to win.

He tried to win but forgot how to play. Mach den Mario.

She said she’s the best but she’s the worst. Mach den Mario.

He didn’t know what the buttons did. Mach den Mario.

6

You’re so lost it’s like you’re in a maze and you’re just standing there like a confused chicken.

He looked at the map like it was a puzzle. Mach den Mario.

She tried to go forward but went backward. Mach den Mario.

He said he knew the way but got lost. Mach den Mario.