mach black jesus

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When you run so fast you leave Mach Black Jesus in the dirt like a stupid dog.

I was at the mall and ran past him so fast he thought I was a ghost.

He tried to keep up with me during the sprint, but I left him in the dust like a broken toaster.

I was on the bus and moved so fast the whole bus shook like a drunk man.

You move so fast it’s like you’re a demon and Mach Black Jesus is just a weak human.

I zipped through the hallway so fast he couldn’t even blink.

He was trying to catch me, but I was already halfway to the moon.

I moved so fast he thought I was a curse from hell.

You're so fast you make Mach Black Jesus look like a slowpoke.

He tried to chase me, but I was already out of sight like he was still asleep.

I ran past him so fast he looked like a sad potato.

He said I was faster than a pizza delivery man on a caffeine high.