mach 2 club

Fresh

0 views · Added 17h ago · 6 definitions

Having sex on a jet that’s flying so fast it’s like your nuts are on fire and your brain is screaming.

I had sex on a jet going mach 2. It felt like my head was gonna pop off.

My girlfriend and I did it on a jet that was going like a motherfucker. I’m still dizzy.

Mach 2 club? I’m in. I didn’t even need a seatbelt, I just flew off the plane.

When you have sex on a jet that’s moving so fast it feels like your pants are melting and your soul is screaming.

Had sex on a jet going mach 2. My pants were on fire and my soul was yelling at me.

I did it on a jet so fast my hair flew off. I looked like a raccoon.

Mach 2 club is for people who don’t care if they crash or come.

When you get laid on a jet that’s so fast it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a brick and your legs are jelly.

Got laid on a jet going mach 2. My brain felt like it was in a blender.

I had sex on a jet so fast my legs turned to jelly. I looked like a wobbly cartoon.

Mach 2 club? I’m in. I didn’t even need a plane, I just flew.

When you have sex on a jet that’s flying so fast it’s like your nuts are in a blender and your brain is yelling.

Had sex on a jet going mach 2. My nuts were in a blender and my brain was screaming.

My girlfriend and I did it on a jet so fast my nuts were spinning like a tornado.

Mach 2 club? I joined. I came, I saw, I flew.

When you have sex on a jet that’s so fast it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a truck and your pants are on fire.

Had sex on a jet going mach 2. My brain felt like it was hit by a truck and my pants were on fire.

I did it on a jet so fast I looked like I was burning up. My pants were screaming.

Mach 2 club is for people who don’t care if they crash, burn, or come.

When you get laid on a jet that’s moving so fast it feels like your nuts are screaming and your brain is in a blender.

Got laid on a jet going mach 2. My nuts were screaming and my brain was in a blender.

I did it on a jet so fast my brain was spinning like a top. I looked like a mad man.

Mach 2 club? I’m in. I didn’t need a seatbelt, I just flew out the window.