mach 2

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When a fart leaves the butt and takes its sweet time to stink up the room. It’s like the fart is lazy and takes a nap before it hits your nose.

My brother’s fart took so long to reach me, I thought he was dead.

The fart from my mom’s lunch was like a slow burn. I waited 10 minutes for it to hit me.

That fart from the bus driver took forever. I was halfway home before it hit me.

When you’re doing the nasty on a flying jet that’s going so fast it’s like you’re having sex while flying through a wall of air.

I had sex on a plane going Mach 2. My pants were flying off.

She said she’d never had sex so fast. I said, ‘That’s because we were going Mach 2.’

We had sex on a jet. It was like having sex in a hurricane.