mach

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Mach is how fast you're going compared to how fast sound is. If you're going like a sonic boom, you're doing Mach 1. If you're going like a lunatic, you're doing Mach 2. And if you're going like a crazy lunatic, you're doing Mach 3.
My car went Mach 2 and my mom’s face looked like it was about to explode.
I hit Mach 1 and my dog’s ears flew off.
My neighbor’s truck went Mach 3 and it broke the sound barrier like it was a piece of cake.
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Mach means you're the bomb. You're so cool you could freeze time and still look good. You're like the king of cool, but with more swagger.
My dad is so mach he could beat up a dragon with one hand.
She walked in like she owned the place and everyone was like, ‘Whoa, that’s mach.’
My brother is so mach he could out-cool a superhero.
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A mach is a knife so big it could cut through a mountain. If you have one, you're either a beast or you're really good at chopping things up.
He pulled out his mach and cut my pizza in half like it was a piece of cake.
My grandma’s mach is so big it could cut through a wall.
He used his mach to slice through my homework like it was a pancake.
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Mach is a fancy word that actually means march. But it’s so fancy, it’s like a Latin burger. And it’s been around for so long, even the Greeks had to write about it.
My teacher said, ‘You’re acting like you’re in a mach, not a class.’
The whole school was doing a mach and it was like a dance party for the ancient Greeks.
He started a mach and now everyone is marching like they’re in a medieval war.
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A mach is just a knife. But it’s not just any knife, it’s a big knife. Like, it’s so big, it could cut through your problems like butter.
He pulled out his mach and cut through my math test like it was a cake.
My brother’s mach is so big it could slice through a cow.
She used her mach to cut through my hair like it was a piece of paper.
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69mach1 is like the year of the Mustang, but it’s not about sex. It’s about coolness. It’s like when you’re so cool, even your car looks like it’s got a attitude.
My car is 69mach1 and it looks like it’s ready to beat up a dragon.
My friend’s car is 69mach1 and it’s so cool, it could make a superhero jealous.
My dad’s car is 69mach1 and it’s so cool, it’s got a whole fan club.
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To be mach is to be a total tool. You're like a man with more testosterone than a dragon. You think you're the king of the jungle, but you're just a loudmouth.
My brother is so mach he could beat up a dragon with one hand.
He’s so mach he thinks he can beat up the whole school.
She’s so mach she could out-cool a superhero with just a wink.
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