macgyveresque

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A messy but brilliant way of making something work using whatever stupid crap you have lying around. Like MacGyver’s cousin after a bender.

Used a hair dryer, a sock, and a toaster to fix the mainframe.

Turned a broken phone into a bomb with a paperclip and a curse.

Fixed the internet with a banana, a calculator, and a lot of swearing.

When you make something work with absolutely nothing, but it still ends up breaking everything else. MacGyver’s little brother after a fight.

Stuck a pen in a socket and made the lights explode.

Fixed a laptop with a noodle, a coffee cup, and a prayer.

Turned a microwave into a time machine with a sneaker and a curse.

Something so stupid and amazing that it almost works, and it’s all because you used stuff no one else thought could be used.

Used a stapler, a spoon, and a curse to power the entire city.

Turned a pizza box into a spaceship with a sneaker and a lot of swearing.

Fixed a car with a banana, a matchstick, and a prayer.

When you take the worst stuff you have and make it do the best thing possible. MacGyver’s idiot brother after a drink.

Used a broken watch, a sock, and a curse to power the internet.

Fixed a spaceship with a pencil, a noodle, and a lot of swearing.

Turned a trash can into a time machine with a spoon and a prayer.