Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

gluing broken stuff together with whatever you have because you're too lazy to care if it explodes or smells like old socks.

Used hot glue and a crayon to fix my laptop because I didn't want to buy a new one.

Stuck my phone back together with tape and a piece of pizza crust.

Glued my broken watch with ketchup because I was too drunk to think straight.

2

making a mess out of a broken thing just to make it work, even if it looks like a war zone.

Poked holes in my toaster with a fork and a screwdriver to get it to work again.

Used a pencil and a hair tie to fix my broken headphones.

Stuck my broken chair together with chewing gum and a pen.

3

trying to make something work by using whatever is near you, even if it’s stupid and smells like feet.

Used a noodle and a rubber band to fix my broken chair.

Stuck my broken phone back together with a piece of pizza and tape.

Used a pencil and a sock to make my broken watch work again.

4

fixing broken stuff with whatever is lying around, even if it’s gross and you’re too dumb to realize it’s going to fail.

Used a cheese sandwich and duct tape to fix my broken lamp.

Stuck my broken phone together with a piece of gum and a pencil.

Used a sock and a fork to make my broken chair work again.

5

making something work with whatever you have, even if it looks like a science experiment gone wrong and smells like your feet.

Used a noodle and a piece of tape to fix my broken TV.

Stuck my broken headphones together with a pencil and some gum.

Used a sock and a pen to fix my broken watch.

6

patching up broken things with whatever is nearby, even if it’s stupid and you’re too lazy to do it right.

Used a piece of pizza and tape to fix my broken phone.

Stuck my broken lamp together with a pencil and some chewing gum.

Used a sock and a fork to make my broken chair work again.