MacGyverbate

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Rubbing your junk with stuff you find in your house that isn't supposed to be used for that stuff

Used a cheese grater and a sock to get off while my mom was watching TV

Masturbated with a spoon and a roll of tape because I ran out of lube

Used a hair dryer and a banana to get off in the middle of the night

Getting off with random junk you put together like a madman who just escaped from jail

Built a fake butt with a pillow and a shirt to rub my dick

Used a bicycle chain and a lamp to get off like it was a movie scene

Put a sock on a broom handle and used it like it was a big cock

Using stuff you wouldn't think of as a tool for getting off

Used a mop bucket and a towel to get off like I was in a gym

Rubbed my junk with a ruler and a pencil because I had no lube

Used a cat and a keyboard to get off in the middle of work