Macgyver Theory

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Thinking you can fix anything with whatever junk is lying around, even if it's garbage.
Used a toaster, a shoelace, and a banana to fix the mainframe. It worked. I'm a god.
Tried to start the car with a noodle and a sock. It worked. I'm a god.
Stuck a sock in a blender and made a working robot. I'm a god.
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Believing that if you throw enough random stuff together, it'll somehow work, even if it shouldn't.
Used a sock, a spoon, and a calculator to fix the internet. It worked. I'm a god.
Stuck a pen in a microwave and it powered the whole office. I'm a god.
Made a working spaceship with a glue stick and a crayon. I'm a god.
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The idea that anything can be fixed with whatever you have, even if it's total trash.
Used a hair tie, a cheese sandwich, and a fan to make a rocket. It worked. I'm a god.
Stuck a shoe in a blender and it powered the city. I'm a god.
Fixed the entire internet with a paperclip and a soda can. I'm a god.
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Thinking that anything can be made to work with whatever you have, even if it's stupid.
Used a sock, a lamp, and a dictionary to make a working teleporter. I'm a god.
Stuck a pencil in a microwave and it started a war. I'm a god.
Fixed the entire universe with a crayon and a napkin. I'm a god.
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Believing that if you throw enough random stuff together, it'll work, even if it's dumb.
Used a cheeseburger, a calculator, and a sock to make a spaceship. It worked. I'm a god.
Stuck a shoe in a blender and it powered the moon. I'm a god.
Fixed the entire world with a paperclip and a banana. I'm a god.
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