MacGyver Mafia

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Marko MacGyver's new gang of clueless idiots who think they're cool.

I joined the MacGyver Mafia because I thought it was a secret club for hackers. Turns out it's just Marko’s friends who can't spell.

The MacGyver Mafia tried to rob a vending machine. It took three of them to get one soda.

Marko said the MacGyver Mafia is the future. I said the future is me getting a raise.

A group of people who follow Marko like he’s a god, even though he’s just a guy with a weird haircut.

Marko’s MacGyver Mafia follows him around like he’s the messiah. He’s not. He’s just late to everything.

The MacGyver Mafia thinks Marko can solve any problem. He can’t even find his keys.

The MacGyver Mafia tried to start a fire with a match and a pizza box. It didn’t work. And they’re still proud of it.

The losers who hang out with Marko and think they’re part of some elite team.

The MacGyver Mafia thinks they’re elite. They’re not. They’re just the people who stayed after class to argue about what a ‘MacGyver’ is.

Marko’s MacGyver Mafia tried to build a robot out of duct tape and hope. It didn’t move. But they’re still cool.

The MacGyver Mafia sent a DM saying they’ll take over the world. Marko replied with a meme.