Macgyver guy

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A Macgyver guy is a man who thinks he can fix anything with a paper clip and a curse. He’s called Macgyver guy because he’s basically a fake superhero who can’t even tie his shoes.
My brother tried to fix the toilet with a sock and a swear word. Classic Macgyver guy.
He used a pencil to fix my phone. I’m not even sure what that means.
He tried to rewire the house with a noodle and a middle finger.
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A Macgyver guy is a guy who thinks he’s a genius but he’s really just lucky and loud. He gets called Macgyver guy because he’s the only one who still believes in magic.
He tried to fix the car with a spoon and a lie. It didn’t work. But he still said it did.
He used a pizza box to build a spaceship. It crashed. But he didn’t care.
He fixed the fridge with a sock and a loud yell. The fridge still doesn’t work.
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A Macgyver guy is someone who thinks he can do anything, even if it’s impossible. He’s called Macgyver guy because he’s like a kid who thinks he can beat up a grown man with a crayon.
He tried to fix the printer with a pencil and a curse. It didn’t work, but he still said it did.
He used a shoelace to fix my bike. It broke again the next day.
He tried to build a spaceship with a bottle cap and a swear word.
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