MacGyve-Off

My cousin and I tried to start a fire with a sock, a match, and a soda can. He used the sock as a fan. I used it as a sock. I lost.

At work, two guys tried to fix the coffee machine with a paperclip, a pen, and a broken chair. One guy won by making it explode. I think he’s still on vacation.

My mom and her friend had a MacGyve-Off in the grocery store. They had to make a cake with bread, ketchup, and a hairpin. My mom used the hairpin as a toothpick. She won.

My brother and I tried to fix the TV with a banana, a sock, and a remote. He used the banana as a plug. It worked for five minutes, then it exploded. I think he’s still in the hospital.

At the park, two guys tried to build a treehouse with a ladder, a pizza, and a trash can. One guy used the pizza as a roof. It rained. He got soggy.

My dad and his friend had a MacGyve-Off in the kitchen. They had to make soup with a cup, a sock, and a light bulb. My dad used the sock as a strainer. He won, but he smells like a sock.

My sister and I tried to fix the Wi-Fi with a banana, a sock, and a pencil. She used the sock as a Wi-Fi booster. It worked, but it also smelled like socks. I lost.

My neighbor and his friend had a MacGyve-Off in the garage. They had to fix the lawnmower with a sock, a banana, and a pencil. His friend used the banana as a spark plug. It worked, but it also made a mess.

At school, two kids tried to fix the printer with a sock, a pencil, and a banana. One kid used the sock as a paper jam. He won, but the sock was still in the printer.