Macguyver's Stepchild

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A brainiac who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'school.' Like a genius who got kicked out for punching a teacher and then solved a math problem in his head while eating a taco.
My cousin got suspended for solving a calculus problem during lunch and then threw a chair at the principal.
That kid aced the SAT with a pencil and a half-eaten burger.
He built a rocket out of duct tape and a soda can, and got kicked out for setting the gym on fire.
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A street-smart brain who thinks algebra is just a fancy word for 'figuring stuff out while getting yelled at.' He's like a superhero who uses gum to fix his glasses and beats up a math teacher.
He solved a physics problem with a stick and a donut, and then beat up the math teacher for making him do homework.
That kid passed the exam with a crayon and a curse word.
He built a robot out of trash and got suspended for making the cafeteria explode.
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A smartass who could solve the universe's problems with a popsicle stick and a bad attitude. He's like a genius who uses swear words instead of equations and kicks ass with his brain.
He used a popsicle stick to solve a math problem and then kicked the teacher's ass.
That kid failed all his classes but solved a math problem in his head while eating pizza.
He turned a math test into a wrestling match and won with a curse word.
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