macguyver stoner

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a stoner who builds stuff while high and probably smells like old pizza and regret.
He built a robot out of duct tape and a microwave. It exploded. Twice.
She turned her bedroom into a portal to another dimension. It was just a bunch of glow sticks and bad decisions.
He made a working car out of a toaster and a banana. It only worked when he was high.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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a pothead who makes things while high and probably won’t remember it the next day.
He made a spaceship out of Legos and a cereal box. It crashed into the neighbor’s yard.
She built a time machine with a microwave and a banana. It only went back to 1998.
He turned his mom’s couch into a portal to another universe. It was just a bunch of glitter and duct tape.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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a stoner who builds stuff while high and probably smells like old pizza and regret.
He made a robot out of duct tape and a microwave. It exploded. Twice.
She turned her bedroom into a portal to another dimension. It was just a bunch of glow sticks and bad decisions.
He made a working car out of a toaster and a banana. It only worked when he was high.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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a high school dropout who builds things while high and probably smells like old pizza and regret.
He built a robot that could sing. It only sang when he was high.
She turned her garage into a portal to another dimension. It was just a bunch of glow sticks and glitter.
He made a working car out of a toaster, a banana, and a microwave. It only worked when he was high.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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a stoner who builds stuff while high and probably smells like old pizza and regret.
He made a robot out of duct tape and a microwave. It exploded. Twice.
She turned her bedroom into a portal to another dimension. It was just a bunch of glow sticks and bad decisions.
He made a working car out of a toaster and a banana. It only worked when he was high.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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a pothead who builds things while high and probably won’t remember it the next day.
He made a spaceship out of Legos and a cereal box. It crashed into the neighbor’s yard.
She built a time machine with a microwave and a banana. It only went back to 1998.
He turned his mom’s couch into a portal to another universe. It was just a bunch of glitter and duct tape.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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