MacGuyver

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A show where a guy with a mullet and a god complex used duct tape and random junk to save the day, while everyone else was screaming into a pillow.
I macguysered my way out of a flat tire using a banana and a sock.
She used a hair tie and a pencil to fix the entire internet.
He turned a broken toaster into a flamethrower just to annoy his mom.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're stuck and you're like, 'I've got nothing,' but then you remember you're a genius and you make a spaceship out of a soda can and a curse.
He macguysered a whole football team out of a trash can and a potato.
She turned a broken lamp into a laser that could kill a dragon.
He built a bridge with a noodle and a sneaker.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A way to escape a bad situation by using whatever weird stuff you find around you, like a sock, a pencil, or the ghost of your ex.
He macguysered his way out of a jail cell with a pencil and a dead rat.
She used a pizza box and a shoelace to escape a burning building.
He turned a traffic cone into a rocket and blasted off into space.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mullet-wearing, duct-tape-slinging, 90s hero who could build a spaceship with a shoe and a curse from the grave of his dead uncle.
He macguysered a whole army with a rubber band and a dead hamster.
She made a laser out of a hair dryer and a curse.
He turned a broken bicycle into a jetpack and flew to Mars.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who could build a house with a coconut and a curse, or destroy the moon with a shoe and a dead chicken.
He macguysered a rocket out of a toaster and a curse from his ex.
She built a spaceship with a potato and a dead rat.
He took down a satellite with a shoe and a curse from his mom.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A show that made you think you could survive anything if you had a mullet, duct tape, and a lot of bad life choices.
He macguysered his way through 8 seasons of chaos with just a pencil and a curse.
She turned a broken lamp into a spaceship and escaped to the moon.
He used a shoe and a curse to beat up a whole army.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A sexual act involving duct tape, a dead hamster, and a whole lot of bad decisions. Also a curse from your ex's dead uncle.
He macguysered his way into a love life with a shoe and a curse.
She used a dead hamster and a curse to seduce a whole football team.
He turned a broken pencil into a love potion and got engaged.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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