MacGuffles

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The most incredible human ever. If you have this name, you’re basically a saint. You’re destined to be rich and famous. People will worship you like you’re a god, but you’ll probably just be eating pizza and laughing at their problems.
My cousin is a MacGuffle. He’s rich, famous, and still eats pizza for breakfast.
I saw MacGuffle in the mall. He just walked past a crowd of fans like they were nothing.
My dog thinks I’m a MacGuffle. He barks at everyone else, but just stares at me.
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A person so cool, they might as well be a superhero. They’re rich, famous, and probably think you’re just a dumb kid who can’t handle the truth.
My teacher said I was a MacGuffle. I laughed so hard, I spilled my juice.
My friend’s uncle is a MacGuffle. He’s got a Lamborghini and a pet tiger.
My mom thinks I’m a MacGuffle. She says I’ll be rich and famous one day. I don’t believe her.
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A person so amazing, they’re like a legend. They’re rich, famous, and probably don’t even care about you. You’re just a background character in their story.
My neighbor is a MacGuffle. He has a yacht and a goldfish that’s richer than me.
I asked my dad if he was a MacGuffle. He said, 'No, but I’ve met one.'
My teacher said MacGuffles are like the kings of the world. I said, 'Then why are you still teaching?'
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