Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stupid SNL sketch about a guy who uses gross stuff like dog poop and hair to save his life from explosions. He’s so dumb, he talks too much and makes everything blow up.

I saw MacGruber and I now hate my life.

My cousin tried to do MacGruber and ended up with a turkey leg in his face.

I watched MacGruber and now I scream at my brother when he eats pizza.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A terrible movie that mocks MacGyver. They picked the worst guy for the job. He looks like a drowned rat and smells like old socks.

I watched MacGruber and I want to die.

My mom said MacGruber is the worst movie ever made.

I tried to watch MacGruber and fell asleep.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

3

When you take your clothes off, stick celery in your butt, and waddle like a fat penguin to make someone mad.

My brother did MacGruber and I laughed so hard I cried.

I did MacGruber in class and got sent to the office.

My friend did MacGruber at a party and got kicked out.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

4

When you’re in a doctor’s office and you scream MacGruber because you watched SNL and you’re stupid.

I screamed MacGruber at the doctor and he gave me a lollipop.

My sister screamed MacGruber and the nurse laughed.

I did MacGruber in the doctor’s office and now I’m famous.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

5

A stupid taxi driver who can’t drive straight and makes you feel like you’re in a rollercoaster.

My taxi driver was like MacGruber and I spilled my coffee.

I took a ride with MacGruber and I got a headache.

MacGruber took me to the wrong place and I missed my bus.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

6

When you’re passed out from drinking and someone shoves a celery stalk up your butt. Also known as a Josh.

I did MacGruber and I couldn’t walk for a week.

My friend did MacGruber and he cried like a baby.

I did MacGruber at a party and got kicked out.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A pie that takes too long to cook and you yell MacGruber at the top of your lungs because you’re mad.

I yelled MacGruber at the pie and it burned.

My mom yelled MacGruber and the pie was ruined.

I did MacGruber and now I hate pies.

by Slangipedia 8d ago