MacGregoring

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To get brutal butt sex with a vegetarian who won't stop preaching about kale.
My cousin MacGregored his girlfriend in the park while she was eating a salad.
He tried to MacGregor me, but I told him I was a vegan and he got confused.
At the party, the guy MacGregored the waitress and she started crying.
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A Scottish family that’s been fighting for centuries and probably has a grudge against the Irish.
My history teacher said the MacGregors are the reason we have so many wars.
The MacGregor clan was fighting in the forest like it was a video game.
My uncle is a MacGregor and he still hates the Irish.
3
A British guy with glasses who laughs like a pig and thinks he’s the most brilliant man on Earth.
My friend’s dad is a MacGregor and he thinks he’s Einstein.
The MacGregor at the bar started telling me about his Nobel Prize.
My teacher said MacGregors are the reason we have so many smart people.
4
Having wild sex from behind while also stabbing your lover in the neck with a knife.
At the party, he MacGregored his girlfriend and she died from shock.
He tried to MacGregor me, but I ran away.
They had a MacGregor session and it was like a horror movie.
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Giving a blow job with spicy food in your mouth, like you're on fire and it hurts.
He did a Spicy MacGregor on me and I cried.
My sister tried a Spicy MacGregor and she started coughing.
They did a Spicy MacGregor and the whole room was laughing.
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She’s got the body of a dancer, a voice that can sing a whole opera, and she loves being on stage like it’s her life.
My friend is a MacGregor and she’s got the best voice ever.
She’s a MacGregor and she dances like she’s in a Broadway show.
She’s a MacGregor and she sings better than my mom.
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A group of guys surrounding a car and barking like dogs while the couple inside have wild sex.
At the mall, a group of guys MacGregor barked at me and my friend.
They did a MacGregor barking session and it was hilarious.
My brother and his friends did a MacGregor barking and it was so loud.
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