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When a guy who’s been using Windows like it’s his first love suddenly switches to a Mac and starts acting like a girl, trading his manhood for a shiny new laptop.
My cousin went from using Windows to a Mac and now he wears a dress to work.
He bought a Mac and said, 'This is better than my ex.'
He dropped his pants for a MacBook Pro.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A man who gives up his manhood for a Mac, like he’s been brainwashed by Apple’s pretty colors and smooth edges.
He sold his soul to Apple for a MacBook.
He dropped his pants and took a MacBook home.
He said, 'This Mac is smoother than my ex.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When a guy who’s been using Windows like it’s his only friend suddenly switches to a Mac and starts acting like a girl, trading his junk for a fancy laptop.
He traded his junk for a MacBook.
He gave up Windows and started wearing a skirt.
He said, 'This Mac is better than my ex and my job.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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