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When something claims to be better than it is and makes you question your life choices.
My phone says it can take photos in the dark. I live in the dark.
My new shoes can run a marathon. I can't even run to the fridge.
This toaster can make toast and coffee. I can't even make toast.
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A magic trick that tech companies pull to make you feel stupid for buying their junk.
This app says it can change my life. It just changed my bill.
This smart watch can track my heart. It also tracks my annoyance.
This fridge can order groceries. It also ordered pizza for my ex.
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The reason you believe a product can do everything and then it does nothing.
My smart home can control my lights. It also controls my frustration.
This phone can take photos. It also takes my patience.
This car can drive itself. It also drives me crazy.
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When a product claims to be a miracle and then it just makes you wonder why you bought it.
This coffee maker can make coffee. It also makes me want to quit my job.
This fitness tracker can count my steps. It also counts my rage.
This phone can do everything. It also does everything wrong.
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The art of making you believe something is amazing, then it turns out it's just average.
This app says it can change my life. It changed my phone bill.
This smartwatch says it can track my health. It also tracks my annoyance.
This phone can take photos. It also takes my money.
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