MacFuck

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What you do when you bang the disk drive of a MacBook so hard it goes boom. This can make the Mac crash or leak i-Jizz everywhere. It might even make the warranty go up in smoke.
I MacFucked my laptop so hard it started singing show tunes.
My Mac crashed because I was too busy MacFucking to notice.
The warranty is gone. I don’t care. I MacFucked it, and I’m proud.
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Quickie sex that costs nothing but leaves your Mac feeling used and your pants soaked.
I MacFucked my laptop during lunch. Now it’s running slow and I’m running late.
MacFucked my MacBook in the break room. It’s now my ex.
I did a MacFuck on my Mac and now it’s got a headache.
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