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A tiny, annoying Native American creature that lives in trees and thinks it’s cool. It has pigtails like a raccoon and a nose so small it could fit in a sock. It’s scared of people and probably smells like a wet sock.
I saw a MacFlower climbing my tree and it looked like it was trying to steal my snacks.
That MacFlower just stared at me like I owed it money.
I think the MacFlower is following me because it’s got nothing better to do.