macfishy

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macfishy is the most legendary person in the whole wide world. everyone knows she’s the best and no one can deny it.

macfishy just showed up and everyone fell to the ground like dead people.

i was eating a sandwich and macfishy walked in and i dropped it.

when macfishy entered the room, the universe paused to listen.

macfishy is so cool she could make a fart sound like a symphony. she hangs out with the other cool kids and they all laugh at your dumb jokes.

macfishy laughed so hard at my joke, the ceiling cracked.

i tried to be cool, but macfishy just looked at me like i was a burnt piece of toast.

macfishy said my joke was 'okay' and that was the worst insult ever.

macfishy is the king of cool. she doesn’t even need to try. she’s just born that way, and she’s surrounded by the best friends in the world.

macfishy walked in and my whole life changed for the better.

i was sad until macfishy said one word and i was happy again.

macfishy showed up and i forgot how to breathe.