Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Using stupid pop culture jokes like a f***ing idiot, some work some are total garbage

I tried to make a joke about Star Wars and it was just me yelling into a mic

I compared my ex to the Joker and it was just sad

I told a joke about the Titanic and it was just me crying in a boat

2

A Scottish name that means I will cut your f***ing head off if you mess with my friends or my clan

I told my cousin he was a Macfarlane and he threatened to kill me

My uncle said he was a Macfarlane and then he beat up a guy for no reason

My grandma told me I was a Macfarlane and I ran away from home

3

A psycho f***er who loves ripping your eye out and watching you die while you're still alive

I saw a Macfarlane rip someone's eye out at the mall and it was terrifying

My friend got into a fight with a Macfarlane and now he has no eye

My mom said I was a Macfarlane and I threw a chair at her

4

A total f***ing beast who thinks he's the best and laughs at everyone else like they're f***ing losers

My teacher said I was a Macfarlane and I laughed in his face

I told my friend he was a Macfarlane and he cried

I said my dad was a Macfarlane and now he won't talk to me

5

A guy with a tiny f***ing penis who can't do anything right

My brother said he was a Macfarlane and he cried when he couldn't beat me up

I told my mom I was a Macfarlane and she laughed at me

My dad called me a Macfarlane and I kicked him out of the house

6

A totally hot guy who sings and dances like a f***ing god and is in a cool band

I saw Ed Macfarlane dance and I f***ing swooned

My friend said Ed Macfarlane was in a cool band and I believed him

I told my mom Ed Macfarlane was my favorite singer and she was jealous

7

A total f***ing lunatic who makes stupid shows and thinks he's the best at everything

I watched Family Guy and I said Seth MacFarlane is a lunatic

My friend said Seth MacFarlane is a f***ing genius and I laughed

I told my teacher Seth MacFarlane is a lunatic and he gave me a D