macey'rose

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Macey'rose is a super gay, sweet mess who has more gay friends than actual friends. She’s shy as hell around strangers but will flirt like a lunatic and make crude jokes to anyone she knows.
Macey'rose: 'Hey, hot stuff, you ever seen a guy eat a taco?'
Macey'rose: 'I don’t know why I’m still single. I’m basically a walking pickup line.'
Macey'rose: 'I’m not shy. I’m just not dumb enough to talk to people I don’t know.'
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Macey'rose is a dirty, giggly, gay mess who thinks being funny means making everyone laugh at her dumb jokes and weird comments.
Macey'rose: 'I swear, if I had a dollar for every time someone called me a weirdo, I’d be rich.'
Macey'rose: 'I’m not being weird. I’m being creative.'
Macey'rose: 'My humor is like my life, messy and full of bad decisions.'
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Macey'rose is a flirty, gay, kind-of-a-wannabe-social-butterfly who’s always making dumb jokes and thinking she’s the center of attention.
Macey'rose: 'I don’t need friends. I have my dignity and my ability to make bad puns.'
Macey'rose: 'I’m not shy. I’m just not stupid enough to talk to strangers.'
Macey'rose: 'If I had a friend for every time I made a joke, I’d have 10 friends.'
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