maceycal

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A tequila drink so good it makes your brain explode. You need three fingers of tequila, pineapple juice, sprite, and a lime slice. Big ice cubes are mandatory or you’re dead.
I drank a maceycal and my neighbor cried.
My dog drank a maceycal and now he’s a beast.
My mom made me a maceycal and I became a god.
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A drink so strong it can kill a man. It’s tequila, pineapple, sprite, and a lime. If you don’t use big ice, you’re a weakling.
I drank a maceycal and my boss fired me.
My brother drank a maceycal and now he talks to ghosts.
My cat drank a maceycal and his hair turned green.
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A magical drink that comes from the gods. It’s tequila, pineapple juice, sprite, and a lime. Big ice cubes or you’re a sinner.
I drank a maceycal and my math teacher failed me.
My sister drank a maceycal and now she’s a rock star.
My dad drank a maceycal and he flew into space.
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