Macey Wright

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Macey Wright is so hot she could burn your face off. She’s smart enough to pass a test while sleepwalking and funny enough to make a priest laugh. She’s got more willpower than a junkie on a caffeine binge and a heart so pure it could make a used car salesman cry.
You saw her in the hallway and tripped over your own feet.
She solved a math problem in her head while you were still figuring out how to tie your shoes.
You laughed so hard during her joke you peed your pants.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macey Wright is like a unicorn in a meat market. She’s got a brain that could beat Einstein and a laugh that could make a zombie smile. She’s stubborn like a donkey on a rollercoaster and her heart is so good it could turn a thief into a saint.
You texted her and she replied in all caps.
She aced the test while you cried about the question.
She made your brother laugh so hard he fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macey Wright is the human version of a perfect pizza. She’s got a brain that could run a company and a smile that could make a grumpy old man sing. She’s stubborn like a dog with a bone and her heart is so kind it could turn a bully into a puppy.
You saw her and your brain shut down.
She solved the problem before you even read it.
She made your mom laugh so hard she snorted coffee.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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