Macey Aguiar

You see her in the hallway and say, 'Is that Mia Khalifa's cousin?'

She walks in and you whisper, 'That’s the porn star’s little sister.'

You text your friend, 'This girl looks like a used tampon version of Mia Khalifa.'

You see her in the lunchroom and yell, 'Mia Khalifa just got outshined!'

You DM your crush, 'This girl is hotter than Mia Khalifa in a bikini.'

You stare at her and say, 'Mia Khalifa’s got nothing on this girl.'

You see her in class and say, 'Mia Khalifa just hit a bong and stared at her reflection.'

You text your friend, 'That girl looks like Mia Khalifa after a bad trip.'

You whisper to your friend, 'This girl is like Mia Khalifa after a face full of glitter.'