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The guy who owns all the cows and thinks he’s the king of the dumbest tribe ever

He yelled at a chicken for eating his favorite cow’s grass.

He tried to start a war over a single cow that had a bad hair day.

He cried when his cow ate his lunch.

The Dinka’s version of a rich guy who thinks cows are better than humans

He threw a cow-shaped party and forgot to invite his friends.

He insulted a goat and got banned from the tribe.

He tried to marry a cow and failed spectacularly.

A guy who owns so many cows he probably smells like a barn and thinks he’s cool

He walked into a lake and it was just cows swimming after him.

He yelled at a kid for sitting on his cow’s tail.

He tried to ride a cow like it was a horse and fell into a pile of manure.