Macetein

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A person who never stops jerking off for 24 hours straight. They’re like a robot with a hard-on and a permanent smile.

My roommate is a macetein. He’s been jerking off since 3 AM and still going.

This guy must be a macetein. He’s been jerking off in the shower for two hours.

My dog’s owner is a macetein. He jerks off while feeding the dog.

A guy who’s so obsessed with his own junk, he thinks it’s the only thing that matters. He’s like a flower in a vase, but the flower is also the vase.

My neighbor is a macetein. He jerks off while eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

That guy is a macetein. He jerks off in the middle of a meeting.

My brother is a macetein. He jerks off while doing his taxes.

A man who treats his own junk like it’s the president. He jerks off so much, it’s like a national holiday.

My uncle is a macetein. He jerks off while watching football and eating pizza.

That guy in the park is a macetein. He jerks off while riding a bike.

My friend is a macetein. He jerks off while doing homework.

Someone who jerks off so much, it’s like they’ve got a second job. They’re the kind of person who jerks off while sleeping.

My friend is a macetein. He jerks off while driving to work.

That guy is a macetein. He jerks off while cleaning his house.

My cousin is a macetein. He jerks off while watching cartoons.

A person who’s so into jerking off, they think it’s the only way to live. They jerk off like it’s their religion.

My brother is a macetein. He jerks off while cooking dinner.

That guy is a macetein. He jerks off while playing video games.

My dad is a macetein. He jerks off while reading the newspaper.

A man who treats his junk like it’s the king of the jungle. He jerks off so much, it’s like he’s a wild animal.

My neighbor is a macetein. He jerks off while mowing the lawn.

That guy is a macetein. He jerks off while walking his dog.

My friend is a macetein. He jerks off while watching TV.